Crocs (CROX)…What it Should do AND What Will Likely Happen

Crocs (CROX) has the shortsellers by the balls. It has ripped their lungs out. Probably wiped out some ‘cocktail party’ smart people. Motley Fool was shorting it back at $26 as overvalued. Today it sits at $70.

There are so many things this Company can do to obliterate the shorts. It will be interesting to see how it unfolds as greed and bankers loosen up the float.

Here is what they should do in rapid succession:

1. Split 8 for 1 . That will confuse and frighten short-sellers.

2. Give away Crocs at airports all over the world. $20 million worth of Crocs in a weekend bonanza. Just hand them out as people approach the X-Ray machines. Instant customers. Instant.

3. Announce a share buyback.

4. Fire their Bankers for no reason. Just say the whores wanted us to dilute you, our wonderful common shareholders in a big public display. Use a Pinata that looks like the Goldman Sachs logo as you ring the opening Bell.

Here is What will likely Happen:

1. Goldman and other Bankers will convince management to do a massive secondary offering.

2. They will use that money to help you buy a bunch of useless companies

3. You will lose focus and Crocs Underwear will be a flop. Men with amazingly sweaty balls will sue you.

Stock will roundtrip.

Can’t say when, but scenario 2 is much more likely.