My Yahoo Plan as CEO….YApple!

Posted by Howard
on November 17th, 2008

First off, it’s not that I am first with this plan, but my stint will be the cheapest, swiftest and offer the most upside to all.

The board is done…FU see you later.

Other than a couple server dudes and a clerk in accounts payable, 99.9 percent pink slips. TOMORROW.

My guess, is everything still runs, much like the Y2K scare that was going to be the end of the world, if 99 percent of Yahoo employees left tomorrow, things would still run.

There are just three things that matter in Web 4.48 – PORN, SPORTS and STOCKS. I could do all three with a few nutjob contributors at StockTwits.

Everything else gets sold off. Sold on Ebay and Craigslist. News goes first. Once I sell everything, Steve Jobs can have the rest for the difference of what I got and today’s closing price. Much better than what the stock will be worth in 6 months.

Every single ad on ANY Yahoo page in perpetuity will be for Steve Jobs and iMacs and IPhones. NO AD department, therefore, no complaints about eyeballs, and ad spending and monetizing video.

Fill in the rest.

Homerun for Apple and Yahoo the brand lives on as the social networking side of Apple called Yapple which I will run side by side with Steve until we destroy MySpace and Facebook (though they will likely just do that themselves). Although I have some friends at Yahoo, they know my number and we will find a home for them.

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