Wallstrip is in talks to BUY…… ?

The Wall Street Journal is now reporting:

GOOGLE IS IN TALKS TO BUY YOUTUBE

“according to a person familiar in the matter.”

That sounds bankable don’t you think!? Better yet – their source for getting the reporter in a lather – TechCrunch. OYYYYYYYYYYY.

I am in talks to buy a plane. I called the guy selling it, he quoted me a price and I hung up. I am short 10 million – BUT WE ARE IN TALKS!

In case you missed the sarcasm – the Wall Street Journal sucks. Why do you need it. You need high speed internet, TechMeme, Instant Information, Buzztracker and email. You need people that teach you a strategy, not spoonfeed you soundbites and rumors. For that I have Perez Hilton.

PS – If you call me to talk about Wallstrip – we are officially in talks and I will report it.

PSS – Great scene from “Wall Street” up at the site – head over.