A few Proctologist obeservations… (none of them good)

Most Jews go to Florida for the holidays. Maybe even Mexico.

I go to doctors for my annual, “Is this cancer” roundtable. I am an early detection fanatic (unless it is a stock :) )

When you go to as many doctors as me, you are bound to have some funny experiences.

Today, I met Dr. Pinky (I swear) – Urologist and Proctologist. He – was a SHE. There was much shrinkage in the room (I hope she has seen Seinfeld). Why a smart lady would want that job…..

Anyways – one squeeze and a probe and I was out of there with this post.


  1. Andy Swan says:

    You meet a proctologist at a party, don’t walk away. Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you’ve ever heard.

    Fusilli Jerry…. “Million to one shot, doc….million to one”

  2. Mr Angry says:

    As to why she might want the job – there could be a significant revenge factor involved in all the probing. Plus, she probably prefers shrinkage to growage among patients.

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