Laptop Hot Crotch – the opportunity…

I have a new product idea for the insane trend in laptop use – Hot Crotch

It is a pad that you wear that runs from your privates to the top of your knees.

This is an exploding market. All kidding aside for a second, I have implemented a no laptop on bed rule for my daughter. They do get extremely hot and I don’t want to lose my home :)


It seems that Sony and Apple now have the fireball laptop .

Like Kramer suing for hot coffee I see millions of hot crotch lawsuits around the bend.

Disclosure – Long lawyers


  1. Dave says:

    That’s funny, Howard. I got my wife an iBook for her birthday last year. That thing does start boiling. I checked the battery and it’s not one of the ones on the list. I was actually shocked – I think they may have left some serial numbers off the list.

  2. Andy says:

    You should also note that hot laptops placed directly on the lap are a major cause of infertility in men because of the heat. No joke.

  3. Howard Lindzon says:

    Dave – i owe you a call sir

    Andy – that i consider an upside at this point :)

    Jeff – hot crotch has been trademarked. I am wearing a test version as I type from my lap this moment :)

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