Last Seen – Speeding Phoenix Taxicab – guy won’t answer the phone
Height – 4 inches
Weight – 2 oz.
Color – Silver and Black

Distinguishing Marks – jammed toggle button, huge gash in right torso from an encounter with the pavement and some dried mustard in the speaker from my latest Bratwurst at Bandon Dunes

Oh man, what a bummer.

If I have an upcoming appointment, please remind me! Email me your contact info and address as I have not backed up in a few weeks.


  1. Dave says:

    Damn, Howard! That is bad news! You’re not alone, though. I read some sick statistic a few weeks ago about how often this happens.

    Good news: this will give those thumbs some much needed rest.

  2. Andy says:

    That explains it. I was wondering if that was really you last night who called me and offered a piece of WallStrip in exchange for a fifth of Rum.

    The guy said he already had Feld and Fred Wilson in—bringing 3 Pine Tree air-fresheners and a great rolodex to the deal…

  3. Morris says:

    As we Arizona jews say, oy oy oy! (…oy meets aye aye aye)

    So, Andy wasn’t buying, but lets wait to see if the cabbie can close any deals before you shut the service off(?)

  4. Parkite says:

    Does it work good as a phone? Serious. I am looking at getting that model and I can’t tell if i’ll need a regular cell phone as well.

  5. Howard Lindzon says:

    Morris – classic – i want to shut it down but keep calling. he could be calling lebanon at 3 bucks per hour

  6. Howard Lindzon says:

    Mike – I have no idea how to reach you I am so reliant on that. you live somewhre south?

    parkite – do the phone and a crackberry

  7. Michael says:

    Howard, we know that a product and a stock don’t necessarily correlate.

    By the way, I tried to reply to your email but it bounced again. Am I the only one that having that happen

  8. Michael says:

    This is the Postfix program at host randymail-a8.dreamhost.com.

    I’m sorry to have to inform you that your message could not be
    be delivered to one or more recipients. It’s attached below.

    For further assistance, please send mail to

    If you do so, please include this problem report. You can
    delete your own text from the attached returned message.

    The Postfix program

    : host mail.lindzon.com[] said: 550 is listed at bl.spamcop.net (in reply to end of DATA command)

    Reporting-MTA: dns; randymail-a8.dreamhost.com
    X-Postfix-Queue-ID: 6C8E2AF2AE
    X-Postfix-Sender: rfc822; [email protected]
    Arrival-Date: Wed, 20 Sep 2006 15:15:36 -0700 (PDT)

    Final-Recipient: rfc822; [email protected]
    Action: failed
    Status: 5.0.0
    Diagnostic-Code: X-Postfix; host mail.lindzon.com[] said: 550 is listed at bl.spamcop.net (in reply to end of DATA command)

  9. candice says:

    Dude, even my hacker friends are ditching their Treos for blackberries and Qs.

    They need to make a smartphone small enough for teeny girl pockets and I’d buy it. The Q is still too big, despite its slimness.

    And I so forgot to post this earlier. Oh well.

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