It’s Ally Bank.
Apple is stupid. Investing in nice products? Building stuff in China?
Ally Bank is cool. No sweat. Couple of phones, a few Yahoo ads…
Banking with Ally Means super awesome 2 year CD rates of…you guessed it…1.14 percent. Sign me the f#@k up for that goodness.
Obviously the good news for you is…you guessed it….no hidden rates or teaser fees.
Congrats Ally. You on the other hand are f#@ked.
Disclosure – Long $AAPL