Why I live in Phoenix and why everyone else is slowly on their way!

So it was 85 and perfectly sunny yesterday in Phoenix. Yawn :) .

PS – Hysterical golf post by Bradley over at The GolfNow blog. He asks for suggestions. Feel free to help him out in my comments. I suggest a much sexier GOLF title so at least it get’s Dugg!

Table of Contents: My Next Book

My next book is going to be about golf and please feel free to make any suggestions.

Table of Contents:

Chapter 1 – How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2 – How to Hit a Dunlop from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee
Chapter 3 – How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker [also see Chapter 8]
Chapter 4 – How to Get More Distance off the Shank
Chapter 5 – Proper waves to the Marshall
Chapter 6 – Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings
Chapter 7 – When to Implement Handicap Management
Chapter 8 – Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m. (Not on Sundays)
Chapter 9 – How to Rationalize the Maintenance Crew And Their Noises
Chapter 10 – How to Find That Ball That Everyone Saw Go in the Lake
Chapter 11 – Why Your Significant Other Doesn’t Care That You Birdied the 7th
Chapter 12 – How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome
Chapter 13 – How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee
Chapter 14 – When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
Chapter 15 – The Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt
Chapter 16 – When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever
Chapter 17 – Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game? If So Where?
Chapter 18 – Relive The Experience Of The Day At The 19th Hole, Yikes!


  1. andy says:

    Chapter 20: how to pitch wallstrip on the 4th tee…during opponents backswing

    Chapter 21: Establishing maximum “pick it up” distances for 2nd putts

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