From: September 2012

Daddy I Want to Invest Like You!

I have wanted to write the perfect post on investing for beginners from day one of this blog. It would be so good that experts alike would point to it. I would be flown around the world and only release my thoughts to people that ‘walked across coals’ and paid $100,000 for a weekend. My …

The DEFINITIVE Blog Post on QE3…The Winner is….Starts with an A…Not Apple

It’s Ally Bank. WTF? Apple is stupid. Investing in nice products? Building stuff in China? Idiots. Ally Bank is cool. No sweat. Couple of phones, a few Yahoo ads… Shazam! Banking with Ally Means super awesome 2 year CD rates of…you guessed it…1.14 percent. Sign me the [email protected] up for that goodness. Obviously the good …

Today I am 47 Years Old

Two Score and 7 years ago I was born in Toronto. Jesus. H. Christ. That’s just old. Don’t get me wrong, mr brain feels young. Yesterday, my son and I were playing with wax and fire at the Rosh Hashannah table and I was teaching him how to fake fart. But, once I took the …