The Arizona Cardinals suck so big time it's funny

Posted by Howard
on October 16th, 2006

I had some friends over for another laugher Cardinal game. Let’s just stop this insanity and fold this franchise. Every week, the safest bet in football is BUYING the money line aginst the Arizona Cardinals.

At an 8-1 pay line (bet 8 bucks to win 1) it seemed like stupid odds and a good time to take the week off. Why bet $80 to win $90. I will tell you why: because they just suck ass. I am an ass for not betting this. I got 100 emails at the end of the first qarter with the following subject line – CAAAAAAARDS. HA.

My response – 3 quarters left.

In fact – why can’t the NFL buy back the Cardinals. The league is flawless but for the Arizona Cardinals. Like a stock market crash, they are an OUTLIER event. A freak event. Unhedgeable. Have I mentioned they suck. ASS. No really – they suck. The prick owner gets a new stadium with my tax dollars and I can’t even go online in my kome town to bet against them or play poker while I watch them blow another one. Is this even the United States anymore or Russia :) .

Like clockwork, they just blew another one. SWEEET.

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